FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything
- drink water
- wipe your ass
- be nice to the person who scans your groceries at the grocery store
- inconvenience the government
Someone: so are you a top or a bottom
Jisung: I’m a threat
Minho, through a mouthful of food: he’s a bottom
Jisung: I'm both
Chan: i like to play this game called "nap roulette". it’s when i take a nap but don’t set an alarm
Chan: will it be a 30 minute nap? a four hour nap? will i wake up tomorrow?
Chan: nobody knows. it’s risky and i love it
we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…
this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
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THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.
Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):
Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):
Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):
Do you see the difference?
op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times
How can OP be a vampire if they misspell pretentious?
Oh all of sudden vampires can’t make typos? What all of sudden vampires can’t be illiterate? Get off my dick
